Sunday, May 18, 2003

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!

Why do the rich get richer? Becaaaaaaaause... they have the initial investment to start with!!!

Rich people are NEVER in the position to advise the lesser ones UNTIL they have 'enjoyed' a 3-days 2-nights stay with the lesser ones' home! Ya hear that!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Directors Lunch!

My boss and I had an IT meeting with 3 directors at a financial centre on a vendor selection proposal at 12.20pm. It was supposed to be our lunch hour but had to forego it. After we set up our projectors and notebook for a presentation we noticed another team preparing lunch sets for 3. We were then asked to wait outside for the 3 directors to come and have their grub - in the same meeting room!

What do they think we are? Their subjects? Gosh, we worked hard, even our most decent lunch hour was denied! Tell me of any directors who are just as human as we are...

Saturday, February 08, 2003

WHY DO CHICKENS AND BIRDS LAY FEW EGGS COMPARED TO TURTLES AND FISHES WHO LAY EGGS IN NUMEROUS QUANTITIES?

I was STUMPED! Never was I this stumped and mind-boggled when confronted by my 10-year old girl last week who, having much faith and confidence in her daddy, approached me with her school homework. Then I forgot, this is what the education is in my country, gulp*. The text book was of no help either! A bad thought surfaced out of frustration - reply with a question - WHY DO HUMANOID FEMALE GIVE BIRTH ONCE, OR TWICE, MAX, IN A YEAR? Blast!!